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The magnification of how much of a percentage of something is zoomed in.
-"What's your zoomage on the pdf?"
-"I'm on a zoomage of 175%. I can see it way easier now."
Zoomage by Xx_ClownBabi3_xX November 14, 2018
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zoom's name, according to most annoying teachers
"I'll see you guys on zoomland tomorrow"
zoomland by Creepycat18_YT February 11, 2021

Zoomlighting 

Working on email, phone or generally being distracting while attending a conference call you're meant to be on.

Being found out for emailing one of the conference call participants on a separate matter, while being on the same call.
Janet was zoomlighting during the budget call - she emailed Brian her leave requests while he was making his presentation.

I can't believe you zoomlighted me man! Have some respect, I could hear you talking to Global INC as your mic wasn't muted!
Zoomlighting by Narwhal66 April 27, 2020
Zooming into an image. Or zooming into space.

A way of zooming into an image efficiently.
Ohh that a lot of zoomage. Whoahh zoomage!!
Zoomage by Image October 30, 2020

Zoomlander-ing 

When a Zoom date spends the entire time checking themselves out in the camera instead of looking at the person they're on a date with.
I was on a first Zoom date with this girl and she was totally Zoomlander-ing – I don't think she even knows what I look like!
Zoomlander-ing by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Zoomaggedon 

The chaotic and often comical state that ensues during a virtual meeting on Zoom, characterized by technical glitches, awkward pauses, and unexpected appearances by pets, children, or anything else that disrupts the smooth flow of the online gathering.
Stan's meeting with his boss turned into a Zoomaggedon, when his dog burst through the door.
Zoomaggedon by monkdoc January 8, 2024