John P 

A John P is the type of friend to stay back when his friend ties they're shoe, most importantly, only a John P would be able to kill someone with his Monster Dong - The type of guy that wouldn't brag about it too much either.

John P is the funny guy in the group, his sense of humour could almost make anyone happier.

"oh look, there's John P!" "What a dumbass isn't he" "yeah but he's funny as hell!"

John P by Ashley knode May 28, 2020

John P 

John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.

Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.

John P by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022

John P'ing 

To drive trucks, and or fuck fat bitcges

I was with my friend and he was totally John P'ing

John P'ing by Tdubxxx December 4, 2019

John Paulo Nase 

The leader of SB19. He's a multi-talented person. He's the one behind their songs that A'TIN and most people have heard, digested, and got a lesson on. Like the other members, he can sing, dance, rap, compose a song--name it. He's like a 5-star chef who cooks high-quality beats and melodies and creates never-before-seen "dishes" (songs). He's one of a kind. A masterpiece. A man who taught us lots of lessons in life. One of his remarkable quotes is, "Everything you said about me, it does not matter to me. I'll show you what I can do. This is who I am. I'll make you eat everything you said."

John Paulo Nase roars with confidence. He sings with all his heart, he performs and slays the stage like there's no tomorrow.

John Paulo Nase by Stan SB19 for a better life October 7, 2020

John Paul Jones 

The God of bassists exists in a Holy triumvirate. Father Mccartney, Son Entwistle, Holy Spirit John Paul Jones. Just like the Holy Spirit, JPJ doesn't get enough credit for his contributions. He can play the bass better with his FEET then most bands bassists can with their hands. A talented multi instrumentalist, his contributions to the rock world are under appareciated in the extreme.

That superstar basketball player who scored 1 less basket then Cobie, what was his name?

I dunno man, he is a John Paul Jones

John Paul Jones by TheWaitingIsTheHardestPart February 13, 2015

John Pesenti 

A Man, a myth, a legend...

The Legacy of John Pesenti will never end

John Pesenti by ManDarty December 27, 2011

John Paul 

John Paul usually has a lot of humor, intelligence, and a lot of self doubt. John Paul will put a smile on your face every time you talk to him. There will be times whenever he is a deprived person, and he is very open with different situations to those he can trust. John Paul's usually love video games, and technology. All the girls in school know him, and girls adore him. They are jealous of who he is friends with, and what girls he talks to. You can't speak too much trash about John Paul, because usually he would get mad.

Girl: omg look it's John Paul!
Girl2: isn't he so cute?!?
Guy: damn, I wish I was as good as John Paul

John Paul by I need name ideas December 9, 2017