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If your name is Patrik Skonc you are probably very dumb person.And if you get called Skonc that mean your very slow and dumb and not really funny just cringey.Oh and you probably think you are some really pretty guy and girls wants you but you are trying too much .PLEASE STOP BEING INFULENCER is wierd .sorry not sorry
Omg you are such a Skonc you can't do nothing.
Skonc by Wierdpeopleonearth May 21, 2020
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Skinchies 

Expression used by children in NE England, whereby you cross your fingers and shout "Skinchies" to be safe or claim immunity when playing a game.

Can be nullified by another player shouting "Nae skinchies!" while your fingers are uncrossed.
I'm not out I've got skinchies.”
"You can't tag me, I've got skinchies."
Skinchies by BigScotsLass October 31, 2014
Related Words
skonch skonca Skonc Skonce Skoncher skonchy Skunch sconce skinch Skonka

Shoncin' It 

v. The act of pulling any questionable or unexplainable action that leaves those around you wondering who you even know there.
Person 1: "Can't believe he told everyone that story but me"

Person 2: "Yeah there's some shoncin' it going on there"
Shoncin' It by Little W December 1, 2010

Skoochie Doochie 

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.
He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.

Skincreep 

A strange male individual, who is both skinny and creepy located in the area of cumbria
Boy: “hey who’s that creep behind the bushes?”
Dad: “that’s a skincreep son!”
Skincreep by Skin creep.com November 5, 2019
Noun: a substance usually pertaining to alcohol or weed
Verb: the action of drinking or smoking
Skouched: pertains to someone who has become intoxicated to a level of greatness
Skoucher: someone who gets intoxicated with you or someone who is intoxicated on a regular basis

A popular term among college and high school students that relates to weed and alcohol. It is a substitute for the simple terms of drunk or high, but unique enough to separate itself from other common party slang such as keyed or faded. Skouche seperates itself by being able to take many forms such as skouche, skouched, and a skoucher. For example you can't call someone a key, just because they are keyed or smoke a lot, but you can call someone a skoucher if they have drank or smoked, or if they are intoxicated quite often. Skouche best replaces the term crossed, the state of being drunk and high, because skouche can relate to being drunk and high or both.

First coined in Delta Fraternity of WWU
"dude... you are so skouched right now."
"hey bro, want to go skouche."
"how skouched are you right now?"
"oh hey! what's up skoucher!?"
"ay did you grab the skouche bro?"
"i was so skouched last night."
"i'm really tryna get skouched right now!"
skouche by skoucher June 11, 2018
1: hey man
*slap*
2: dude are you gay?
1: nah its a skonot
Skonot by Fabascunde August 22, 2020