Pandemica 

Pandemica refers to the period of modern time when COVID-19 changed the way most people lived their everyday lives as of early 2020. Strange days indeed, life in pandemica has completely altered the way most human beings interact, with social distancing being at the top of that list.

“Life in pandemica is a real cockblock. I can’t even get laid for fear of dying and because I have no toilet paper left in my house! Dammit!!!”

Pandemica by AliSoFlo May 19, 2020

Pandicament 

Pan·dic·a·ment
/ˈpanˈdikəmənt/

noun
1.
a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing pandemic such as Covid-19
2.
world changing catastrophy followed by bumbling and counterproductive government response.
" Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

1. "How will we ever get out of this pandicament?"
2." Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

Pandicament by Dr.Mantis May 12, 2020

Pandemic P 

Nickname for Paul George, a toxic player who underperforms in the playoffs

Pandemic P had more turnovers (5) yhan field goals made last night

Pandemic P by marcfont September 20, 2020

Pandemic Life 

A term used post-COVID-19 for life as we now know it.

She inquired about our new normal, asking “So how’s Pandemic Life?”

Pandemic Life by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2020

Pandemic Pussy 

An individual who is afraid to do things outside of the house due to their fear of catching the VID. If these people do leave their homes, they generally wear a mask outdoors and sanitize their hands every 10 seconds.

My friend is too much of a pandemic pussy to go anywhere. I once saw him hiking in the woods miles away from the closest human and he still had a mask on. He even wears his mask in his sleep and bathes in purell

Pandemic Pussy by Senor Dank Nugs October 19, 2021

pandemicon

The Pandemicon is a contemporary surveillance assemblage. It emerges when a pandemic disease forces the State to use novel forms of governance and control, such as curfews, quarantines, health testing, tracking cell phone data, border closures, etc. The measures are not new, but they are only brought together in this way during a pandemic, and often outlive the disease itself.

Have you heard they track cell-phone data of bug-carriers and carry out mandatory testing in Singapore? Yeah...they've perfected the Pandemicon there.

pandemicon by Sardanapalus March 31, 2020

Pandemic-Pants 

The loose fitting or elastic pants most are wearing while working from home. Note, some believe that by wearing tight pants that they can avoid the weight gain know as the 'quarantine-fifteen.'

Karen was convinced that if she avoided pandemic-pants and only wore pants with zippers, that she could avoid the inevitable quarantine-fifteen.

Pandemic-Pants by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020