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On sale at Walmart 

Diarrhea.

*derived from "I am going to Walmart" as code for "I shall now use the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom to fart away from human presence as a courtesy to the world."
Everything's on sale at Walmart, cuz the poop wouldn't stop flying outta my butt!
Damn, I popped a squat, but it was all liquid. Walmart must be having a sale.

Person 1: You were in there a while, everything okay?
Person 2: There was a sale at Walmart.

“Garage sale at 1223” 

Dan went to a “garage sale at 1223” and got herpes.

look at one's sales

(verb) to set eyes on one's money.
look at one's sales by Fangsta March 18, 2003

F.A.T. Scale 

The Face, Ass, Tits scale you need to check to see if a girl if hot or not.
Friend 1: Damn look at that girl!!
Friend 2: Damn let me check my F.A.T. Scale to see how hot see really is.
Example 2:
Dude she's hot but lets see where she fits in my F.A.T. Scale.
F.A.T. Scale by ThecreatorLol August 14, 2011
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026