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BONK by coochie doctor March 23, 2020
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The word BONK is used in conversation to alert the other party that you are horny. It is often followed by the expression "go to horny jail" if it does not result in a sexual act taking place.

BONK, is derived from a meme which circulated during the 2020 coronavirus outbreak. The meme depicts a dog hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat with the text "BONK", "go to horny jail.
Her: "Ah my boobs are achy today"
Him: "BONK"
Her: "Go to horny jail"
BONK by hglly April 26, 2020
I could do with a good bonk.

It's bonking time.
bonk by Wez May 3, 2004
Expression used by cyclists to describe excercise induced low blood sugar levels; being a feeling of light-headedness and weakness in all limbs. Similar to 'The Wall' in running. Has fallen out of usage in recent years due to alternative meanings.
I am feeling a bit light-headed, if I don't have a banana, I think I'm going to bonk.
I've got the bonk.
I bonked really badly and had to get a lift home.
bonk by Comedy Dave June 5, 2004
The sound that "The Scout" character makes when hitting enemies with his aluminium baseball bat in the video game Team Fortress 2.
Who want's some a' this! BONK!
bonk by Timic83 June 12, 2008
whack; lame; obserd; un-cool
"Shit son, that's bonk."
bonk by wordson January 7, 2008