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green tea 

Gay slang for any tea accidentally spilled or spilled to the wrong person. Used by the LGBTQ community as an alternative way to say that someone has "spilled the beans" to the wrong person or at the wrong time.
Last night's green tea was piping hot. I overheard John accidentally reveal Brad's friends with benefits infront of Brad's husband.
green tea by Partysausage December 29, 2018

green tea 

A drink that gets you pumped.
Rico: "I'm freakin' pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!"
green tea by Richardson April 7, 2008

green tea 

Green tea is the new aloe.
Green tea can cure cancer, lupus, shingles, and hemroids.
Barberess at Hairkuttery: Would you like the tea tree shampoo?
Contra-Dictionarian: What's that?
Barberess at Hairkuttery: Green tea is the new aloe.
Contra-Dictionarian: Sweet - maybe that will cure my crabs.
green tea by Mandingoe April 25, 2006

green tea 

When you spill the tea over text, but imessage isn’t working and you have to send it as texts(green bubbles).
I have no wifi, so I guess we’re having green tea today
green tea by thanksbye_ August 17, 2018

green tea 

a drink made from the plant species Camellia sinensis. it is more oxidized than white tea but less than oolong tea and black tea.
green tea is a true tea. don't believe those filthy vegan hippies that try to sell you "licorice tea" or some other crap that's made from the marijuana plant.
green tea by Phil November 6, 2006

Green tea 

Green tea is green tea if it's just green tea
the man at Starbucks gave me green tea
Green tea by ElenaLo September 7, 2015