the villagers

group of ugly scare dem dat gloss up der lips, slik dowm der hair, fink der hot but der not. i.e muppets, but in reality sing churh songs and do erfin mother and father say. amen

look around

the villagers by rudegal March 5, 2004

The Village Pearlers 

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.

The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.

The Village Pearlers by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

spillage in the village 

the occurrence of a bodily emission below the waist when one's underwear and/or pants are still being worn, involving either unine or semen.

"I tried to get to the bathroom as fast as I could when I had to take that leak but no dice...spillage in the village, just outside the door!"

"That hot stripper gave me such an awesome lap dance that the inevitable spillage in the village happened before the song was even over!"

spillage in the village by Bungalow Bill February 2, 2008

The Village Bike 

A person, usually a woman, whom everyone has had sex/intercourse with.

Tracy's the village bike, everyone has had a ride on her.

She's like the village bike; she really gets aroumd!

The Village Bike by Izzy Pascale December 4, 2018

the village bike 

Some one who everyone has has intercorse/fooled around with

Shirly is the village bike, everyone's had a ride =)

the village bike by Briax0x March 31, 2005

The Villages Idiot 

A nickname for Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, the shockingly ignorant wacka-wacka gun-nut who has mysteriously surfaced during the last election, much like a turd, in the House of Representatives.

The Villages Idiot has already been invited to this exclusive gated community in Florida to whine insipidly about the unspeakably unfair abuse of the Capitol Insurrectionists’ Constitutional rights and her support of killing Democratic members of the House and Senate while her racist throng is especially excited by the idea of Nancy Pelosi’s head on a stake!

The Villages Idiot by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

The Villages, Fl

Heaven's waiting room. Although, I doubt many of these old douchbags are actually getting into heaven. Learn to drive you old f*cks!

The Villages, Fl is where old people come to spread STDs like wildfire and die.

The Villages, Fl by hudlei February 22, 2011