wordever
wordever by Washington Mortimer March 7, 2008
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worderer (as in word murderer)
(noun) A mindless, thoughtless piece of shit who has no regard for the English language and demonstrates it frequently by leaving off modifiers such as adverbs and other word endings rendering them incomplete in an effort to sound cool or "hip". Worderer also applies to assholes who misuse or substitute and replace words that sound similar, also known as 'Bunkerisms' as in Archie Bunker from the 1970s CBS hit sitcom.
Example 1
Steve: Hey man, did you see the meteor shower last night?
John: No. I slept through it.
Steve: That's too bad. It was incred, Bro; beyond spectac. The whole show was a real sight to behold. Quite invig. Don't I speak like a douche?
John: Why, yes you do! You're such a worderer (as in word murderer).
Example 2
When the man in the restaurant began to choke, AnnaMaria shouted, "Does anyone know the Heineken remover?"
Steve: Hey man, did you see the meteor shower last night?
John: No. I slept through it.
Steve: That's too bad. It was incred, Bro; beyond spectac. The whole show was a real sight to behold. Quite invig. Don't I speak like a douche?
John: Why, yes you do! You're such a worderer (as in word murderer).
Example 2
When the man in the restaurant began to choke, AnnaMaria shouted, "Does anyone know the Heineken remover?"
worderer (as in word murderer) by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 23, 2015
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The Best Word Ever
See:Fuck
The word that can describe any emotion possible
1.Excitment
2.Sadness
3.Anger
4.Stupidity (usually other peoples)
5.Disgust
6.Disappointment
7.Fright
8.Confusion
9.Happiness
10.Shame (usually if your ashamed by someone else ie.your parents)
11.Anything Else People Can Feel
The word that can describe any emotion possible
1.Excitment
2.Sadness
3.Anger
4.Stupidity (usually other peoples)
5.Disgust
6.Disappointment
7.Fright
8.Confusion
9.Happiness
10.Shame (usually if your ashamed by someone else ie.your parents)
11.Anything Else People Can Feel
ex.
#1.I am so fucking psyched
#2.Fucking gutted....
#3.Fuck that!!!!
#4.You are such a fucking fucktard you know that?
#5.Ewww!, you fucking creep!!!
#6.Fuck...Man i was really counting on this/you
#7.Arrggghh!, holy fuck man not cool!!!
#8.What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
#9.Yes!!!, fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!
#10.Man...you just a dick...Wtf do you think your doing man?....God...Fucking *sigh*...
11.FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Such versatility truly makes fuck The Best Word Ever
#1.I am so fucking psyched
#2.Fucking gutted....
#3.Fuck that!!!!
#4.You are such a fucking fucktard you know that?
#5.Ewww!, you fucking creep!!!
#6.Fuck...Man i was really counting on this/you
#7.Arrggghh!, holy fuck man not cool!!!
#8.What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
#9.Yes!!!, fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!
#10.Man...you just a dick...Wtf do you think your doing man?....God...Fucking *sigh*...
11.FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Such versatility truly makes fuck The Best Word Ever
The Best Word Ever by FucktardedScarecrow July 31, 2009
wordvert
A person who becomes stimulated (mentally and otherwise) by language - word play, freudian slips, sarcasm, one liners, pickup lines, double entendres, interlingual references, trash talking, snaps, sexting, unusual names, quotations, new languages, grammar, etc. etc. Taken from the combination of "word" and "pervert". Probably bordering on mental illness but not disruptive to a "normal" existence (on the contrary, it may in fact enhance the person's daily social interactions dramatically).
most offensive word ever
Broadly speaking - Probably the word 'Cunt' (English language)
The linguistic/written deliverance of the word 'cunt' is unsuitable for an array of circumstances. It's widely considered an explanatory/accessible word that conveys a negative sentiment/connotation towards a given subject. In this sense the literal/descriptive (female genitalia) functionality of the word is often secondary. Its use can almost systematically cause offence/animosity between parties.
It's the last word i'd choose/desire to use when addressing my mother. She'd be terribly offended.
The linguistic/written deliverance of the word 'cunt' is unsuitable for an array of circumstances. It's widely considered an explanatory/accessible word that conveys a negative sentiment/connotation towards a given subject. In this sense the literal/descriptive (female genitalia) functionality of the word is often secondary. Its use can almost systematically cause offence/animosity between parties.
It's the last word i'd choose/desire to use when addressing my mother. She'd be terribly offended.
most offensive word ever?
Example -
A. "Cunt". - (utilised in its basic singular form can cause arbitrary offence. /// To express general dissatisfaction when confronted with or applied to an individual/group/situation/thing.
It's conceivably the most offensive word you'd use to describe a 'toilet'. Or alternatively/broadly... when used vaguely as an aggressive slang word.
Example -
A. "Where's ya cunt? I need a massive cunt". (rough translation - "Where might I find a toilet facility? I must relieve myself immediately'.)
B. "You got a cunter I can shit down?" (alternative toilet related expression)
Example -
A. "Cunt". - (utilised in its basic singular form can cause arbitrary offence. /// To express general dissatisfaction when confronted with or applied to an individual/group/situation/thing.
It's conceivably the most offensive word you'd use to describe a 'toilet'. Or alternatively/broadly... when used vaguely as an aggressive slang word.
Example -
A. "Where's ya cunt? I need a massive cunt". (rough translation - "Where might I find a toilet facility? I must relieve myself immediately'.)
B. "You got a cunter I can shit down?" (alternative toilet related expression)
most offensive word ever by B. Steptoe November 24, 2013
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