Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.

Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

The Beemer Lemur by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019

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piss up in a brewery

A 'piss up' is British slang for a drinking session, so if you couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, you really suck at organising things.

"Im getting married in a few months but I'm going to leave it to Steve to organise the reception"

"Fuck that! Steve couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery... I'll do it"

piss up in a brewery by L-Shizzle December 13, 2007

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Brener

Brener is swole AF. Like he has a phat ass ngl. Brener is a complete bro and will always be there for you.

Dude 1: Is that Brener??
Dude 2: Yeah, I have a man crush on that guy.
Dude 1: Same dude, Brener fucking rocks.

Brener by Thiccoroni January 30, 2020

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Brewer game

a 5 or 6 hour party that begins with grilling food and getting drunk in the parking lot and ends with a Brewers win and possibly watching or taking part in fights with Cub fans afterwards

guy 1: "Hey you going to the Brewer game today"
guy 2: "Yea, I'll bring the grill, you bring the beer"
guy 3: "Who's gonna bring the brats?"

Brewer game by BigMike656565 July 4, 2009

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