V&P 

Means Virgin and proud. They type of guys and girls who are virgins. They respect themselves and feel as if they should wait to have sex. They may not wait until marriage, but they at least wait until their 20s or until they found someone worth it. They feel as if sex is not a need in a relationship that you're just starting.

"She likes normal, true relationships, she's a v&p"

V&P by Zoz2 December 30, 2011

V P 

Short for "Vampire Pussy"; meaning that she's, "gone before dawn!"

Guy A: "...still man, she wan't there this morning?"
Guy B: "Nope, Serious V P! Prolly won't even see 'er till midnight tonight!"

V P by Nick Brodersen May 13, 2008

V.P. 

Short for Seargeant von Pussy

V.P. = Seargeant von Pussy

V.P. by cameroniswhite June 18, 2009

V.P. 

An acronym for "Visual Pollution". Used to describe a very ungly person.

"Oh my god did u see that girl she was a total V.P."

V.P. by jozz September 25, 2005

V.P. Blowjob

V.P. stands for Vomit Poop, also called, "The Vice President". A V.P. is when, whilst tossing the lover's salad, the recipient has a bowel movement of substantial size. The blow-ee, unfazed, proceeds to give the log a blow job. The recipient is careful not to pinch off the loaf as long as possible. The blow-ee deep throats the mud monkey until vomiting is induced. The blow-ee is then obligated to gargle his or her own vomit while blowing. Hence, both parties are fully aroused and ready to move on to more hardcore shit.

Hey baby, I just finished a half pound block of cheese. I'm ready for that V.P. Blowjob.

V.P. Blowjob by Inventor not practitioner January 4, 2010

V.P.P 

Alliteration of Vaginal Pork Pie Syndrome.
This involves a hideously disgusting uncontrollable Sexualy Transmitted Disease that creates mounds or even small buildings of scabs, pus or even hardened warts and crust.
The itching and pain of this syndrome is horrendous, and if a penis somehow finds his way through the ranks of infested diseased-spear wielding crust soilders, the S.T.D will infect the penis also. This is much the same as the Vaginal Syndrome, but the bell eventually explodes, leaving a weeping flailing urethra in its wake.

Esh. Bryony had a bad case of V.P.P

V.P.P by The pop blower April 23, 2006

V.P.I.L.F. 

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.

Most notably referring to 2008 Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin.

"Wow, I don't think I could spend four years forced to look at Joe Biden on CSPAN."

"We won't have to if the GOP pulls through, Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F."

"Dude, you're right. She's hot."

V.P.I.L.F. by wickliffe November 1, 2008