a penis 

a flower waiting to bloom and grows enormous.

take a penis and watch it grow!

a penis by loltech1337 December 18, 2018

a penis greeting 

When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.

Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!

a penis greeting by Dinglerbingle June 3, 2016

A penis flowing in the wind 

A phrase used to describe something as free or unresticted

Oh man i've finished my exams and now im like a penis flowing in the wind!

A penis flowing in the wind by FarkleMurd May 28, 2018

A penis filet 

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.

Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.

A penis filet by The Cape May Creepers February 23, 2019

Edging a penis 

To playfully tease and have fun with a penis during a blowjob.

John was getting head off Veronica and she began edging his cock by rubbing his bellend and John couldn't help but cum. Veronica loves edging a penis

Edging a penis by Your local bible November 20, 2017

Hooker with a penis

A song by Tool.

"Hooker With a Penis" is Maynard's reaction to a teenage boy who accused him of "selling out".

Hooker with a penis by Kel June 3, 2004

last one there is a penis pump 

1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/

While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!

last one there is a penis pump by spacecowboy November 18, 2003