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musket loader 

The act of ramming a woman's tampon further into her vaginal cavity by use of your penis while participating in sexual intercourse. (Woman must be menstruating.)
CJ: "Hey Max, how'd it go with that bitch last night?"
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"

"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."
musket loader by GUVHMC January 7, 2006
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Musket Loader 

When a male partner is fucking female partner doggie style, and well fucking the male removes chewing tobacco out of his lip and packs her asshole with his tobacco, and he cums.
We all gave your mom the musket loader, and she loved the burn!

montana musket loader 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis
My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning
montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

Kentucky musket loader 

A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.
“I just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”

Alaskan Musket Loader 

Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.
Hey bro I was fucking this girl last night and I pull out the ol’ Alaskan Musket Loader!”

Columbian Musket Loader

The act of packing cocaine into an erect penis.
Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."

Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."

Pueblo Musket Loader 

The action of pounding sand into the eye of your cock with a toothpick, then blasting at mach Jesus.
My homie and I were having a threesome last night, then he pulled out a bigger dick than mine, so I pulled out that Pueblo Musket loader and sandblast that nigga.