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1, Harlan, a creature said to be extinct- with the ability of clapping extremely loudly- is said to be the one of the most attractive beings who ever lived. Thus a term for "ladies man" for his abilities to make the object of his desire, at present time, to feel uncontrollably amazed, baffled and dazed.

2, A Harlan is said to have the capability of answering every question correctly and are said to know, and understand, the meaning of life. In fact many known associates of a Harlan believe he is the meaning of life in itself. A Harlan is known for their talent of musical instruments.

Harlans are said to be capable of inhabiting hearts of unsuspecting women in short periods of time, such as the legend of Raffy, a woman whose heart melted at the immensity of Harlan himself.

3, Harlan, a being known to avoid cocky hair styles of a pyramid fashion, and have gratuitous amounts of muscles and wisdom, therefore do not require tight shirts to show this feature off.
Harlan was able to conquer Raffy's heart in only four hours

that guy over there is a Harlan, he is buff, intelligent, amazing and drives the best car around town.

All you need is Harlan
Harlan by Winner-of-life October 12, 2009
n. Someone who gets all the ladies, regardless of their bonzai-ing prowess.
-Dude, do you see that guy over there?

-Yeah, he's a harlan and has all the ladies, so?

-I want to bang him.

-Dude...?
harlan by HarHar April 24, 2007
One sexy kid who gets all the ladies!!!!!

Also invent of Bonzai'ing and Bonsai'ing
Harlan banged 18 chicks in 1 night.
harlan by HarJar August 11, 2006
A Flippin Awesome Dude that kicks ass and sleeps with lots of women at once but remains STD Free
-Man that guy has aids

-No he doesn't he is a Harlan

-oh ok, man he is a lucky guy
Harlan by DJvRadio June 28, 2009
Harlans are usually short but pretty cool. They like playing video games and are pretty good at them. They also need to suck the souls out of babies 1-2 months old to stay immortal
Person 1: Hey is that a Harlan
Person 2: Hurry before he steals our baby’s soul
Harlan by Smallboi April 19, 2020
Harley. a man whore who says he likes you one or if lucky 2 weeks then drops you like if your nothing, then 2-5 days later will date another girl and if karma really hates you then it’ll be your cousin or bsf! oh but he is actually a sweet and nice boyfriend when you guys are dating.
Karla: “harlan dumped me” Anna: “he just texted me saying he likes me and we started dating?”
Harlan by redbull666 November 26, 2018