dragon shit 

when a person eats very spicy food and then has painful shits later in the day where the anus burns from the spices being shat out of said anus.

awww man I ate some thai food yesterday and now I have dragon shits!

dragon shit by jmaur April 20, 2009

Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit 

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.

Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"

Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit by H Fowler July 29, 2012

Shit dragon 

Someone who's breath stinks like shit.

*fuck me, his breath stinks!*
*Yeh he is the biggest shit dragon around*

Shit dragon by Heybro... March 17, 2017

Shit dragon 

When a person is such a raging fiery piece of shit that it's monstrous, as though squeezed straight out of the ass of a dragon from hell. An extremely vulgar, rude individual that probably spends most of their time sucking Satan's balls.

Some guy made me sit through three green lights because he was texting, then flipped me off when I wanted him to move his goddamn car. He was a total shit dragon

Person 1: I laughed so hard during the scene in Attack on Titan where Petra died and Levi was sad.

Person 2: Shut the hell up you fucking shit dragon!

Shit dragon by Illenitsabes November 9, 2015

Dragon Shits

When a person has fire breathing indigestion and the burning shits at the same time.

My stomach has me burning out both ends with the dragon shits.

Dragon Shits by The Majestic Mother Fucker October 17, 2022

Shit of the 9 Dragons 

When you have to take a massive shit and you cannot hold it. Usually 9 long pieces of shit that sorta shaped like the dragons like in dragon ball z.

God Damn! I Gotta take the shit of the 9 dragons!!

Shit of the 9 Dragons by Gankfest January 21, 2009

dragonshit crazy

When you are so intent on accomplishing something you would rather burn your life to the ground than to fall short of your goal

Dany is so dragonshit crazy she burned down kings landing to get to the iron throne. Now the red keep is dragontits up for sure

dragonshit crazy by Cor Riversprite May 16, 2019