A noun
1. An introverted, pantheistic cave dweller, known for its beauty, wisdom, and love of cannabis.
2. A walking
encyclopedia of post traumatic growth with an innate ability to inspire paradigm shifts.
3. Artistically adept, sexual deviant who is ready to make you
get on your knees.
4. Granola-munching hippie that hasn't washed their hair in over a month.
5. A protector of children.
6. Purveyor of
herbal remedies, coping tools, and musical harmonies.