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The cutest, sweetest, best looking, funniest, most lovable guy alive. He's protective, caring, beyond perfect. You will fall in love the second you see his blue eyes. He makes you weak at the knees when you kiss. He is beyond amazing. Once you see him, you can't can't imagine life without him. You wanna spend forever with him, and that still wouldn't be long enough. You want to protect his heart, make him smile, and keep him forever. He's sexy, athletic, smart, and handsome. He is your world, your life, and the only thing you want forever.
"Is he your Zachery?"
"Yes, he's that amazing."
Zachery by AliMarie<3 January 10, 2012
The most amazing boy in the world. Has amazing eyes. Says the sweetest things that make your knees absolutely weak. When around a Zachery be sure to have an extra shirt! Really likes the color lime green. Likes to strip sometimes. (LOL) Walks to places a lot. Loves DDR and ramen noodles.


Zacherys also love Chealseas.
-Did you see Zachery in the arcade playing DDR yesterday?

-Yeah! He was with Chealsea wasn't he?
Zachery by Chealsea Christina October 18, 2008

Ed Zachery Disease 

Very nasty disease that prevents women from getting dates or having sex. This was coined by Dr. Kayoto, the very well-known Japanese sex therapist.
Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachery Disease."
Ed Zachery Disease? What's that?"
"Vewy sad. It's when your face rook Ed Zachery rike your ass."

Also see Butterface, or ButHerFace
Ed Zachery Disease by TimmyH September 8, 2006

Zachery James Searle 

a Very not Asian, Asian mofo with the biggest bowl cut that Is better than Oliver tree bowlet
What's up Zachery James Searle how is life going Oininoninoninon
That one guy that does dumb things like stealing mustard packets or starting a meme page in school. Usually nice to the specific group he attaches too. Does his best to be nice to the people around them. Enjoys good soup. Probably has autism. Still nice.
Ah shit, here goes zachery again, stealing oranges and mustard packets again. At least he gives a damn about something.

In zachery's mind: mustard packets for the people of my land
Zachery by Ahappyzacky July 30, 2019
A pain in the ass. He’s obnoxious, arrogant, and thinks he’s the shit. A Zachery can be cringey, annoying, but sweet at the same time.
Jesus Christ he’s such a Zachery
Awh what a Zachery
Ew it’s fucking Zachery
Zachery by Emma_W123 October 27, 2017