joined 

to die

wow i almost joined when i slipped on that ice

joined by mennifer_jollica March 9, 2021

Joined the Choir Invisible 

Refers to someone who has passed away. From George Elliot “O May I Join the Choir Invisible”. It is not something Monty Python invented!

She worked herself to death and has now joined the choir invisible.

Joined the Choir Invisible by Dutch Dirk December 19, 2017

Joined at the Dick

At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.

"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"

Joined at the Dick by twalkerweb September 22, 2011

Joined The Book Club 

Converting to Christianity (or any religion) and becoming overly preachy and elitist about it.

"Dude, David's become such a lame-o ever since he joined the book club."

Joined The Book Club by PrincessJetta February 28, 2009

joined at the hip 

Always together, like siamese twins, inseparable, where one goes the other is sure to follow.

Amy and her boss were joined at the hip; you never saw one without the other.

joined at the hip by RadioRay September 24, 2005

joined at the hip 

absolutely inseparable, (implying as inseparable as conjoined twins attached at the hip)

The pastor was joined at the hip with his church. He just wouldn't leave.

joined at the hip by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2011

joined at the crotch 

Similar to joined at the hip, but the people are fucking like bunnies. Usually characterized by 'coincidentally' visiting the toilet simultaneously in social situations.

Friend A: Hey, where did John and Claire go?
Friend B: Oh, toilet, they're joined at the crotch.

joined at the crotch by MyFootHurts November 8, 2010