Colen 

A guy whose parents wanted to name him Cole or Colin and decided naming him Colen. He is one of the kindest, most adventurous, spontaneous guy ever. He's super indecisive because he doesn't want to make a decision that ends up backfiring. He loves dogs and would do anything for them. He is very loyal and honest.

Colen is not where poop comes out because that's colon.

Colen like dogs.

Colen by Orangejuiceisgood August 1, 2016

colen 

its where your poop lives before it comes out.

finger your butt-hole

colen by Dick Van-Dyke April 21, 2005

colen 

the tube were your shit comes out, it is inside you.

dont do it you have a hyper sensative colen!!!

colen by Jmac November 7, 2003

Colen spray 

When u spray shit in to the air

Omg I just colen sprayed

Colen spray by Big floppy baw sack September 7, 2016

Colen Joust 

Basically, it's like this kidz, you take your dick, kram it in your girl(or guys)ass, then fuck him/her...colen joust!

Hey baby, lets colen joust*wink*

Colen Joust by GoldwingJaymzGod January 19, 2004

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

calentada 

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules

That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up

calentada by Wickedspic December 9, 2018