lordez 

A beautiful girl, who says she is ugly but in reality is perfect in every way. From smart to funny to gorgeous she is everything.

Lordez- I don’t think i am (and physical positive attribute)
(Random guy) Matt- Cap, u are the most
Beautiful girl in the word

lordez by Matty Ice XOXO January 27, 2020

Lorde Del Douche 

Someone preferably a male. Thinks they are this 'amazing' human being. That takes pleasure in being raciest or rude to people for no particular reason. They think they are so so perfect and that everyone looks up to them when in reality people sneer at how stupid, lame and how much of losers they are. They like to think they can get anyone they like but really those people like to keep Lorde Del Douche in private for obvious reasons but male does not see that. Also, Del Douche's like to screw old wrinkly men but also very cheaply so also they are desperate and pathetic. Sorry. Not Sorry. You're Welcome. :)

Lorde Del Douche: OMG don't look at my hair I just fixed it 100 times and its still not perfect (girl voice)
Lorde Del Douche: y is no1 talkin to me lol im amazin fuk u. LOOK at my skin SEE how amazing and how much better I am than u

Girl: Jeez get over yourself your ugly as fuck. You might as well be a girl, Freak.

Lorde Del Douche by omgimsoperf October 8, 2013

Lorde 

A geologist from south park colorado

I am lorde ya ya ya

Lorde by ThAtS iGnOrAnT December 23, 2020

my lordz

A statement shouted out while 'bashing' locos, especially when they thrash. It is usually heard when the 'bashers' are tanked up with ale.

*Behind 37427 on the WHL*
Fly: MY LORDZ
Spam: Shutup you ginger faggot *throws Fly's shoes out of window*.

my lordz by TopMan September 3, 2007

Lorde 

Lorde is a 22-year-old pop/indie singer from New Zealand. Best known for her hit singles like 'Royals', 'Team' and 'Green Light'.

person 1: Hey, have you listened to Lorde's new album?

person 2: not yet!

peron 1: you need to.

Lorde by awhoreforharrystyles March 7, 2019

Lorde 

One day, a 45-year old geologist from South Park, Colorado, decided to enter the women's bathroom at work. In there, he realised he had a knack for singing/writing songs, and decided to adapt an alternative on-stage persona, as a 17-year old girl. The result, is Lorde. The rest, is history.

Dude 1: Dude I totally jacked off to Lorde's performance last night.
Dude 2: Dude...you know it's actually a 45-year old dude?
Dude 1: Yea right, and Tupac is still alive, right?
Tupac: Haha, you gay son.

Lorde by Demonjizz May 1, 2016

Lorde 

an 18 year old singer-songwriter from New Zealand who is a slaystress

LORDE STOP SLAYING MY LIFE

Lorde by trusame October 27, 2015