Buttplow
My uncle buttplowed me last night
Buttplow by Northstar56 January 22, 2020
Buttplosion
When one attempts to release a short loud collection of methane gas, otherwise known as a fart, but releases a concentrated sphere of fecal matter into ones underwear. The collection of feces is usually leathery in texture, thus preventing excessive smearing, but it will stain.
The difference between a buttplosion and a shart is that it is more than possible for a shart to leak out quietly and discreetly. A buttplosion is incredibly sonorous, and cannot be done discreetly as it is a powerful, full-force anal gust that pushes the turd into the pants.
After a buttplosion it is imperative that the victim behave nonchalantly. It is a guarantee that the buttplosion was heard, but the crowd will only think the victim farted. Laugh at yourself, or pretend it wasn't you; but escape the premises as soon as possible, because the resulting anal waste will cause a foul odor to accumulate around the company you're keeping. Go to a safe and secure location, get some rubber gloves, and go through with the disgusting and sickening act of cleaning up the large bits of poop that has most assuredly spread copiously in your underwear. It is probably best that that the soiled underwear be permanently discarded after the incident, for there will undoubtedly be stains.
The difference between a buttplosion and a shart is that it is more than possible for a shart to leak out quietly and discreetly. A buttplosion is incredibly sonorous, and cannot be done discreetly as it is a powerful, full-force anal gust that pushes the turd into the pants.
After a buttplosion it is imperative that the victim behave nonchalantly. It is a guarantee that the buttplosion was heard, but the crowd will only think the victim farted. Laugh at yourself, or pretend it wasn't you; but escape the premises as soon as possible, because the resulting anal waste will cause a foul odor to accumulate around the company you're keeping. Go to a safe and secure location, get some rubber gloves, and go through with the disgusting and sickening act of cleaning up the large bits of poop that has most assuredly spread copiously in your underwear. It is probably best that that the soiled underwear be permanently discarded after the incident, for there will undoubtedly be stains.
-Did you see Bill run out of here, what was that about?
-He farted and I think it was a buttplosion. He seemed pretty worried and scared.
-Poor bastard.
-He farted and I think it was a buttplosion. He seemed pretty worried and scared.
-Poor bastard.
Buttplosion by scraps992 April 2, 2011
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ButtClown
A Buttclown is a person known as a fool. They speak nothing but nonsense and never say anything relevant. Most individuals that experience Psychosis are a buttclown.
ButtClown by JellyRolls January 25, 2015
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buttclown by stoneman123 July 19, 2006
buttpow
1. When your boyfriend is fucking you anal and suddenly thrusts as hard as he can causing you to scream in pain/pleasure.
2. The act of casually fucking your girlfriend in the ass when suddenly thrusting as hard as you can.
2. The act of casually fucking your girlfriend in the ass when suddenly thrusting as hard as you can.
Jeanine: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah do it baby.
Luis: -thrusts really hard-
Jeanine: OUCH! Luis did you just give me a buttpow? Douchebag.
Jeremy: -slaps Madeline's ass really hard while having sexual intercourse-
Madeline: Jeremy stop buttpowing me or I'll stop letting you do anal on me!
Luis: -thrusts really hard-
Jeanine: OUCH! Luis did you just give me a buttpow? Douchebag.
Jeremy: -slaps Madeline's ass really hard while having sexual intercourse-
Madeline: Jeremy stop buttpowing me or I'll stop letting you do anal on me!
buttpow by Comedyskank September 27, 2009