askcast 

The act of sexual innuendos being portrayed by top notch contributors of society through verbal molestation.

Hey Rob, did you feel that askcast in your nether region? O my cockswable!, I erected a full salute, almost enough for a Philadelphia sidecar.

askcast by askcast stalker January 17, 2020

asscastle 

A gay 2009 webcomic by artist Casper Aiello wherein the main character goes to the ghostzone then sucks floor penis, fucks a tree, sucks a ghost penis, and fucks a machine while accompanied by the ghost of Bob Saget. The comic has been mentioned in publications such as Newsweek, Rolling Stone, Fox News, and New York Magazine's "Vulture" after an online feud between Bob Saget and Car Seat Headrest.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Asscastle?
Guy 2: Is that the comic where the furry sucks a floor dick?
Guy 1: Yeah, the Bob Saget ghost is kinda hot.

asscastle by LiberalDestroyer007 August 16, 2021

Backwards asscastle 

Generallly used in cooking. A food, usually a stew or soup, made by throwing whatever sounds tasty without any recipie whatsoever into a pot or pan and cooking it.

Dave: Reggie, what did you put in this stew!? It's fucking amazing!

Reggie: I don't know man. It's just Backwards asscastle.

Backwards asscastle by Drackonius The Dark August 13, 2012

Asscastle 

1. A fictional place created on Saturday Night Live, refering to Beauty and The Beast's castle.
2. A kid thats an asshole, but one so big that you have to use something huge like a castle.

1. Belle: I hope you have fun in your Asscastle!
Beast: How does she know we call it an Asscastle?

2. Samantha: Jeeze, Aaron is such a jerk.
Dorian: I know, right? He's an asscastle.

Asscastle by whatttttttttttttttttttdfasdf November 28, 2010

asscastle 

When your ass crack sweats and gets all salty and the dry salt leaves a crusty residue.

Hey man, I just went jogging for ten miles. To you want to lick my asscastle.

asscastle by Jocko Johnson March 11, 2004

asscasting 

When someone as talking to you as if something has already happened, or will be happening in a certain way. A cross between assuming and forecasting that generally is negative or ominous doom and gloom.

My husband was telling me something, and like always, I had to clarify if it was something that had actually happened, or if he was asscasting again.

asscasting by ReesterBunny June 16, 2016

Askmaster

A person who repeatedly asks for your opinions, seemingly just to tell you that you're wrong.

"The only reason John asks for your opinion is so he can correct you and then share his own. He's kind of an askmaster."

Askmaster by Faustian_One January 29, 2014