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telegram 

A once-popular system of telecommunications, in which the sender would contact the telegram service and speak their message over the phone. The person taking the message would then send it, via a teletype machine, to a telegram office near the receiver's address. The message would then be hand-delivered to the addressee. From 1851 until it discontinued the service in 2006, Western Union was the best-known telegram service in the world.
Hey, let's send Mom a telegram for her birthday! She just loves receiving that little yellow envelope.
telegram by PBM19 January 16, 2008
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Telegram 

A secure cloud-based chatting platform made by Telegram FZ LLC.
Telegram is a (mostly) Open-Source, high-performance app, available on Windows, macOS / OS X, Android, IOS, and Linux.
Telegram's main purpose is to keep users safe (and keep their data safe) from hackers, snooping employees, etc.
Telegram is easy to use. There are also tons of ways you can customize the client to make it look however you want it to. (You can change colors, backgrounds, shadows, styles, etc)

Telegram's Terms of Service show that they aren't allowed to use your data for anything other than passing it and processing it to the user(s) you're chatting with.

It also supports End-To-End encrypted Secret Chats and self-destructing messages.
Secret Chats are chats that aren't kept on Telegram's servers, they're directly passed trough the servers from one user to the other, allowing for extremely safe conversations. Screenshots also can't be taken while inside a Secret Chat.

Self-destructing messages automatically delete themselves from the users, and from Telegrams servers.
There are also bots on Telegram, allowing the users to have automated services inside their chats (such as GIF searching services and others). Bots have a option called "Privacy mode" that doesn't allow them to see the conversation that users are having, while in this mode, the bots can only detect and react when they are called by their prefix (example: "/command").
Person 1: "Did you know that Discord has nothing in their Terms of service telling you that they can't sell your data?"
Person 1: "It would be safer if we talk on Telegram."
Telegram by KKito January 9, 2020

telegram 

basically an app that drug dealers use to show their customers their prices and what theyre selling
bro did u see what my plug posted on telegram last night ??
telegram by pickledecimator123 August 14, 2023

telegram 

person: hey do you know what is telegram?
person: why am i talking alone, i have no friends
telegram by professional retarded December 5, 2021

Telegram 

Exactly what KKito said. However, while Telegram may seem like an instant messaging platform, it is more often used as a resource hub for valuable stuff pertaining to a specific niche. It is a bit like Microsoft Teams where you can upload files and it shows up inside a file tab, and everyone within the group can download the files.

When you join any Telegram group, the first place you should check is the group's Files tab. Who knows what sort of treasure you can find in there.
1) Christopher joined a random telegram group and found rare copies of celeb nudes from The Fappening
2) Charles joined a telegram group pertaining to Wii games and found a bunch of rare Wii ROMs in its files tab
3) Jesse joined many telegram groups but never talked in any of them. He was mostly there for the miscellaneous files/software that various users uploaded.

Telegram From Brownsville 

Noun: An offensive use of ass gas, not unlike thedutch oven, where one person loudly and rankly farts in the face of another.
"Did you get it yet?"
"Get what?"
*PrrrrrrrrbbbPHT!*
"That Telegram From Brownsville!"

Telegram me 👉 

Typical Youtuber impersonators that you'll see in famous tech Youtubers and any famous Youtubers related to tech (example: Max Tech, MKBHD, etc). But fortunately, Google made the Youtubers' profile pictures visible before you open the replies if they replied directly, so you can see if they're actually replying to you instead of the impersonators

Usually uses many emojis. If they're using phone numbers, they use alternate number letters or emojis to write the number to prevent anti-spam detection
The examples. It should be like these. Alternate names: Text me on Telegram / TELEGRAM@:

(Username)
(Comment)

Telegram me 👉 (*insert Youtuber name*)
Thank you for watching and commenting my video. I have something for you...

Text me on Telegram 👉 (*insert Youtuber name*)
...

TELEGRAM@ (*insert Youtuber name*)
iPhone 14 Pro Max for you
Telegram me 👉 by PuniUwUCute November 3, 2022