Hoopes 

One badass mutha. With a dick like a skyscraper and the body of a god it is understandable that he should be the most desirable man ever alive. Not only is he on a first name basis with greats like chuck norris and Bill Gates, but he also is a regular guest at the playboy mansion. This man is clearly a capital "b" badass. Use a respectful tone in his presence.

Chuck Norris: Dude I totally hung out with Hoopes the other day
Bill Gates: Did not
Chuck Norris: did too
Bill Gates: Hoopes is such a badass
God: yep

Hoopes by jolly roger69 November 22, 2010

hoopes 

Used as a Noun (pronouced - hoop-s)

-A homo erotic fantasy involving 3 men and a basketball. One man puts the basket ball under his stomach and the other two men, are in front and behind him on their knees, the first man then rolls back and forth.

~also- see twinks playing basketball
Used as and Adj.

- A term to describe a socially awkward person who attempts to be funny by being loud.

1. Dude, I walked in on these total faggots , doing the Hoopes manuever in a locker room.

2. That drunk guy at the bar is such a hoopes, I wish he would leave.

hoopes by SpyderPig July 23, 2010

Wee Hoops 

A Scotsman who is both demented and afraid of flying.

Wee Hoops ============== GOOOOO

Wee Hoops by Wodderwick December 26, 2022

Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops 

A Sega Genesis game by Time Warner Interactive, where you play basketball as Dick Vitale commentates. It was shot into the modern gaming scene when Scott the Woz made his 100th video about it.

"Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops is amazing! It's the perfect blend of Dick and Vitale!"

Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops by caedyn January 5, 2019

Derpy Hooves 

Derpy Hooves is the name given to a gray pegasus pony with a cutie mark of bubbles, by the brony community.

She is mostly seen with crossed, or otherwise distorted eyes, and may very well have been creator goofing around or making a mistake.

Many people have Derpy as their favorite pony, and there is even a flash game named Derpy Delivery in development.

Derpys real name may be Ditzy Doo, since it is referenced in the Winter Wrap Up episode, and was also mentioned by Lauren Faust.

There's many instances where multiple Derpy's can be seen in a single frame of the show, but the most common ones have only 1, and her eyes are derped out.

There is only 2 currently possible speech lines for Derpy, one being Muffins, and the other being a mess of hushed speaking in a crowd when Trixie, another pony from the show, is showing off.

Derpy Hooves is almost completely fan made, never the less she is one of the most popular.

Derpy Hooves by Slice-n-dice July 10, 2011

High Hopes 

1. Having strong positive feelings for a good outcome.

2. A song title by countless bands/singers.

some examples are:

•Frank Sinatra

•Pink Floyd

•Real Friends

•Panic! At The Disco

•Bruce Springsteen

•Kodaline

1. Frank has high Hopes that his the Red Sox will win.

2. Although Panic at the disco's High Hopes is the most popular my favorite one will always be Pink Floyd's.

High Hopes by _somedoot_ December 18, 2018

hold my hoops 

a phrase used when someone is ready to angry or pissed off, telling someone to hold your hoop earrings so they don't get caught in anything while you fight.

did she seriously just say that? ooh girl, hold my hoops.

hold my hoops by falling weird kid June 19, 2018