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1. A person of low intelligence or IQ; a retard. 2. Someone who attends an alternative education program in the community, particularly during their high school years.
1. Why is that kid wearing a helmet inside the house? Because he’s aboff.

2. Where does that kid go to school? He goes to Aboff, he’s a retard.
Aboff by sam aboff December 30, 2019
Related Words
Aboff abolfazl Abaffy ABFF ABFFC Aboafungi Abof aboface abofbf aboft
A less known greeting used by users on IRC. Mostly used to greet people you have even the slightest respect towards.
Originated from the Stratic network's #Darkfall IRC channel. First used by a small group of forumfallers. The time this greeting was first used is only known to a group of 4 people of its original users.
Chatter1: Abof, sir!
Chatter2: Abof.
Chatter2 puts on his monocle.
Abof by Leathe June 27, 2008

abolfazl 

There he is.the most kind,awesome and caring person u know is surly named abolfazl.he is such a wallflower but really happy and cool around his friends especially #baqobach
P.S;dont go for abol definition pls.its not true😬
girls use;OMG!!!he is such an abolfazl. he is the gentleman i dream
abolfazl by AKH The real one January 23, 2018
An expression of great surprise.

Credited to R Gallivan c1993
Person A: “The teacher stole the golf clubs”
Person B: “ABOOFT!”
abooft by Chocolate Biscuits October 24, 2023

That's The Azoff. 

That's the good stuff.
That's it.
That's the ticket.
That's dope.
Could also be used sarcastically.
Azoff could also be used by itself to mean cool, sick, dope, ill, rad etc.
derived from:
That's the Golden Ticket->That's the Ticket->That's the Ticketmaster->That's the CEO of Ticketmaster->That's the Azoff (the CEO of Ticketmaster)
You may say "That's the Irving Azoff" when something REALLY good happens.
Commonly used in the OC.
-DUDE! This granola bar gave me superhuman powers!
-That's the Azoff.
OR
*boy walks up to his locker and sees that it's been smeared with dog poo* That's the Azoff.
That's The Azoff. by spbaby March 9, 2009

aborfridgine 

Pronounced - Abor-fridge-inney

Collective name for the indigenous people of the Arctic regions such as Inuit & Eskimo. A new collective noun is needed to describe these people because referring to them all as either Inuit or Eskimos is bound to upset somebody these days. 'Aboriginal People of the Arctic' is too long winded so from now on it's 'Aborfridgine' and 'Aborfridginal'
Tom - "'ere what do you call that bunch of nose-rubbers that live in th'Arctic?"

Dick - "I do believe these days the preferred term is 'Inuit'."

Harry - "Jeeze mate you can't refer to them all as the Inuit or you'll upset the Kalaallit of Greenland!"

Dick - "Well..., Eskimo then?"

Harry - "No way Jose! If you call them all Eskimo you'll upset the Siberian Yupik."

Tom & Dick - "Well what is it then?"

Harry - "These days the collective noun is Aborfridgine."
aborfridgine by Monty Veda February 17, 2009