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The Peach Blair 

An extremely spooky and terrifying fly that usually terrorizes teenagers at around 21:00 in the month of December. The Peach Blair got its name from being overheard on a Discord call as it attacked an individual.

Prolonged exposure to The Peach Blair will result in the heart of the exposed individual falling into their stomach; thus being digested (despite this not being possible, The Peach Blair makes it possible).
The Peach Blair by hello_2321 September 25, 2022

The Peach Game

The Peach Game is simple really, first start you have to get a boy and a girl to play, and when you get a boy and a girl, the boy gets the move first. The boy gets to roll the dice , if he gets a lower number (1,2,3,4) he gets to do nothing. Now its the girl’s turn. If the girls gets any big number (5,6) the girl gets to touch the boy’s leg. Everytime you get the big number, you get to touch higher from (Leg to Head). If you wanna stop, buy a peach and eat it.
The Peach Game is simple really, first start you have to get a boy and a girl to play, and when you get a boy and a girl, the boy gets the move first. The boy gets to roll the dice , if he gets a lower number (1,2,3,4) he gets to do nothing. Now its the girl’s turn. If the girls gets any big number (5,6) the girl gets to touch the boy’s leg. Everytime you get the big number, you get to touch higher from (Leg to Head). If you wanna stop, buy a peach and eat it.
The Peach Game by doitjustdoitt March 23, 2021

The Peach Cobbler 

When you are boning a girl from behind, you pull out a frying pan and slam it down on the back of her head, like Peach does in Super Smash Bros. Can also be done with an Umbrella or any of her other weapons.
-"Dude, I gave my girl The Peach Cobbler last night!"
--"Sweet man, now you can skull fuck the back of her head!"
The Peach Cobbler by DamianSolari December 17, 2008

The peach boys 

The wholesome ass two boys at the peach stand. They are cute and I want their numbers 👀

Scoop the peach 

To scoop someones peach: Referring to someone fingering a girl with one or more fingers. It originates from Nelson/Burnley, in Lancashire. The term peach is used as a metaphor to describe a girls vagina. Often used by youths bragging about their ‘fingering’ accomplishments:
“Did you scoop the peach?”
Yeah man, I proper scooped her peach!”
“I scooped this birds peach last night, for ages!”
“I scooped some right peach last night, she was well fit!”

Monkey Steals the Peach 

v. A martial arts technique mastered by Michael Wu where one drops on his knees with one arm up to block, and the other hand is thrusted into the opponents croch, often resulting in the end of the fight.
I'm gonna Monkey Steal your Peach if you don't shut up!
Monkey Steals the Peach by &owned November 24, 2004