A noun
1. An introverted, pantheistic cave dweller, known for its beauty, wisdom, and love of cannabis.
2. A walking encyclopedia of
post traumatic growth with an innate ability to inspire paradigm shifts.
3. Artistically adept, sexual deviant who is ready to make you get on your
knees.
4. Granola-munching hippie that hasn't washed their
hair in over a month.
5. A protector of children.
6. Purveyor of herbal remedies, coping tools, and musical harmonies.