Gaetz 

n. That white fungus that causes yeast infections in women.

Dude, no way I am going down on her until she gets that Gaetz cleared up!

Gaetz by WoodinSac June 16, 2021

Gaetz 

Gaetz, as in the FL Congressman, Matt Gaetz.

1. Gaetz, verb, pronounced "gets": a version of "to get"
2. Gaetz, noun, pronounced "gets": pass off an underage boy as a "brother".

1. "I need to Gaetz a lawyer because I just got another DUI and my daddy can't save me this time."
2. Oh, I totally Gaetzed the hell out of that kid, I just told the cops he was my "brother".

Gaetz by Moremen Jesus January 6, 2021

gaetz 

Means cool. also means strong and artistic.

hey did you see that guy back there
yeah, he must be a gaetz

gaetz by Bill murrey April 13, 2007

Gaetz Math 

Gaetz Math, as an economic concept, explaining why two completely rational individuals might interact in otherwise questionable affairs, to distribute financial means to workers in "non-representable" professions.

Now I know we said we were going to add 200,000 jobs back to the market but it lookin more like 20....I know, I know, guys GAETZ MATH!

Gaetz Math by WWOREOD April 13, 2021

The Gaetz

The large bolus of vomit that lodges in your sinuses during emesis that can only be removed by forcefully blowing it out through your nose.

After driving around drunk and throwing up outside the window and onto the side of his car, the Congressman realized that the strong smell and taste of bile was because of The Gaetz that had lodged in his nose.

The Gaetz by Zoe107 December 13, 2019

Matt Gaetz style baby

Also known as a teenage pregnancy.

My friend is in deep shit because he is going to have a Matt Gaetz style baby with his 16 year old gf.

Matt Gaetz style baby by poifull April 7, 2021

Matt Gaetz

A medical condition which causes a person’s head to become cube-like in shape.

My homie over here has a case of the Matt Gaetz. He be looking like Steve from Minecraft lmfao.

Matt Gaetz by Spicyspectrum April 12, 2021