Wasson'd 

The act of drinking to the point of inappropriateness. Acts may entail missing a dart board and landing said dart in someone's food, inappropriate comments, and general embarrassment of fellow patrons.

May also lead to occasional sleeping in the truck

Shawn got Wasson'd again last Thursday

Wasson'd by Plug1234 November 28, 2019

Deshaun Watson 

Deshaun Watson: There is no massage, now take off your clothes.

"There is no massage, now take off your clothes." - Deshaun Watson

Deshaun Watson by Skinnynate April 12, 2021

Dr John Watson 

Gay for Sherlock holmes

Dr John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?

Sherlock Holmes: No.

Dr John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.

Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —

Dr John Watson by Neroshrlmp November 2, 2013

downside watson 

When you and a girl of your choosing decide to perform acts of illicit behavior such as sexual intercourse, oral sex, heavy petting, or ultimate frisbee and decide that you want to take things to a more serious level such as "hardcore" as kids now a days describe. Make sure you're good to go and insert your erect penis into her most deserving vagina. After pounding the vag like a champ in a romantic place such as the back of camry or a bedroom with her father walking in, hit her from behind as she is on all fours. Tenderly extend both arms as you are in the act of sexual intercourse and grab both of her arms and use them as handle bars to tear it up. The girl at this point should be in a tripod position, thus the downside watson.

"Gee Matt I wish I drove girls crazy like you!"
"Well Corey we all can't be gods of sex, some people just sick dick at fucking pussy."
"Haha oh Matt you sure are swell! Didn't you take a girl home last night? Did you rail her? Give her the ol' downside watson?"
"Squirrely udders."

downside watson by Stankonia Matt and Big Ed January 20, 2008

Dr. Watson

A so-called "doctor" who operates under the name drwtsn32.exe on Windows XP. His main purpose is gathering useless information about your computer when an error occurs (or doesn't occur). Contrary to Microsoft's claim, "Dr. Watson" is not really a doctor. In fact, he dropped out of college during his second semester due to chronic alcoholism, countless sexual harassment charges, aids, illiteracy, tendency to inflict self-harm, and underdeveloped motor skills.

Note: He is not to be confused with John H. Watson, M.D., assistant to Sherlock Holmes, who *is* a real doctor and has like 9000 PhDs.

My stupid computer got a virus the other day because I was blindly clicking on a bunch of random links on some porn sites like I normally do... when all of a sudden, this "Dr. Watson" generated a humongous log of bullshit and then proceeded to perform an abortion on my six-year-old son! God, I wish Linux/Mac didn't suck!

Dr. Watson by null edit November 6, 2010

keep digging watson

used after the saying "no shit shirlock"

Dude 1: hey we got to go to the movies.

Dude 2: no shit shirlock

Dude 1: keep digging watson

keep digging watson by ian rodgers October 1, 2009

Dietz & Watson 

A company that mass-produces dietz nuts, aka meat nuts.

I love Dietz nuts!
Dietz & Watson imposter sussy uWu

Dietz & Watson by Autoparts0511 March 23, 2022