The Gouch 

An invisible Bully.

Arnold what happen to? The Gouch Chased me home.

The Gouch by Vegaz Chichester January 1, 2012

Smokin the Gouch 

To vigorously suckle and/or chomp upon the taint/perineum area of another person or thing.

The priest dropped his pants and made me smoke his gouch because I farted duing the sermon; I had just learned how smokin the gouch process was.

Smokin the Gouch by Danny Grasso October 16, 2008

free the gouch 

a phrase used by those who are victim blamers and think sexual harassers should be let free

Bob: "FREE THE GOUCH!"
Jeff: "You never get laid bro, do you?"

free the gouch by anon1569 May 14, 2021

Purge the gooch 

This is where you press with one or two fingers between the asshole and the ball sack to clear out the urine stuck in the "gooch trap".

AJ: Dude, I get piss that drips out after I shake and dance.
Kory: You've gotta purge the gooch.
AJ: That's right! No matter how much you shake and dance the last few drops will hit your pants unless you purge the gooch!
Kory: Exactly.

Purge the gooch by packerfan3001 September 3, 2010

The Gooch 

According to Johnny Knoxville, the area between a mans balls and his asshole. Equivilent to the "chin rest" on a woman

She licked my gooch on the way to tossing my salad

The Gooch by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Fiddler on the Gooch 

When a person strums the gooch with seemingly effortless harmony and skill.

Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.

Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.

Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.

Fiddler on the Gooch by Smralfy June 19, 2011

The Gooch 

1. Name of a bully who used to bother Arnold from the sit-com, "Different Strokes".

2. Nickname for James Giugliano, a person who used to bully people in the same fashion.

"Watch out for the gooch son!"

The Gooch by kilo June 4, 2003