Jontan 

Irish slang jontan is the word used to describe your local weed merchant.The origin of this word of course comes from the famous drugdealer from newport,who ran a succesfull cartel 10 metres beside the Guardia station.the word itself comes from the greek word jonathan
Jon meaning boof
And athon meaning god

"Jontan sold me heroween"

Jontan by Sergio greeny November 25, 2019

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Jontan by robloxmann April 6, 2023

JonSandman Disease 

Yelling in a YouTube video for seemingly no reason, in a click bait fashion.

"Why are you yelling?!"

"Sorry, it's like a tick that comes out of nowhere. It's called JonSandman disease."

JonSandman Disease by IUPAC Name May 12, 2018

Jonanism 

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.

"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."

Jonanism by JennOfArk August 14, 2008

Jontavious 

A charming, witty and caring person. His heart is big and he loves hard, despite his past. Funny and smart. A big brain to hold all the knowledge and words in. Tall and a mighty appetite. Reminds you of a panda bear. Big arms to wrap you tight in. Beat box King and a secret cat lover. Protective and polite. Sexiest man in your life.

Jontavious remembers big words after hearing them once.

Jontavious by Maybutterfly December 20, 2016

Jonsandman 

My dad.

“Score that?” “Never mind, forgot you’re Jonsandman.”

Jonsandman by Moi guys May 21, 2018

Jonatan 

Jonatan is the Word for ”Big Dick”

My name is FRICKIN Jonatan Guys.

Jonatan by BitchLasagne May 8, 2019