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aye funny ass mother fucker, who gets all the hoes, also good at everything, small penis huge balls
god that lazlos is funny with huge balls
lazlo by Joseph Mother15 November 8, 2019
A awesome cute , intelligent , nice , sweet, and funny. A cool person everyone loves and finds awesome also very athletic.
Lazlo ran 3 laps today.
Lazlo by coolcat500 April 13, 2015
A dodgy dealer kind of guy. Often found in second hand shops sporting chunky gold chains, with animated hand/arm movements. General clothing will often include shell-suits, track-suit bottoms, expensive sports brand training shoes, sweat-shirt tops.

Often heard to utter such terms as "cash sale only mate", and might give you a receipt for a purchase stating "sold as fu*@ed" rather than "sold as seen"

To be Lazlo'd would be to be victim of a sale from one of these guys.
Hippo: i'll give you £100 plus the BMW.
Lazlo: OOOOOOOh c'mon lads, it's a bargain, my son bought trainers for more than that!
Lazlo by cyanidemoth November 12, 2005
Is a midget with a very small penis and a shitty Impala
Oh look at lazlo he's got a crap car
Lazlo by The Troutboy June 13, 2017
A gay ass nigga who think he hood but he really a bitch
Lazlo by Officer Lucid June 15, 2018
Lazlo Woodbine. A gentleman well practiced in the ancient art of dimac, once an understudy of the great Hugo Rune (the inventor of amongst other things, the jumbo jet and blu-tac) becoming an accomplished private detective with many exploits being serialised in the novels by P.P.Penrose.
by jove,i do believe i've just been Lazlo'd. as you take your last dying breath! Thank Lazlo for showing me the error of my ways and ending my day's so mercifully!
Lazlo by lazlowoodbine December 28, 2005