Guy 1:what did you do on 28 February 2023?
Guy 2:I asked Jessica Myburgh out.
Guy 1:what did she say?
Guy 2:She said yes and now I am the happiest guy on the planet.
If you’re born on this day, congratulations you are truly the biggest fucking G that roams the earth. Not a Kyle or Karen could withstand your supreme awesomeness. Oh your friend told you their birthday is better? Wrong. Hopefully they don’t ever break their back because they are too fucking stupid to be Stephen Hawking. Everyone knows that February is and will always be the best birthday.