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and that's on the oaks 

Something based to say after making a true statement that you would defend to the death. In reference to the sacred oaks of Agartha.
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children, and that's on the oaks!"

The Oatmeal 

A hilarious and kick ass web comic created by Matthew Inman who is from Seattle, a city built of awesomeness. The comic covers serious topics such as tacos, hammer pants vs. hipsters, interpreting beverage options on an airplane, pros and cons of sitting down to pee, and what Santa really does when you're asleep.
Why don't you just go to The Oatmeal web site instead of reading some dumb ass example?
The Oatmeal by Flying Asian January 1, 2012

watering the oak 

A sexual act involving intercourse in the female domanant (woman on top) position. With the man's penis inside her vagina, the woman forcibly urinates on the man's cock.
We had to change the sheets after my girl finished watering the oak.
watering the oak by Huskey Balls August 30, 2008

Under the oath face 

I can never tell when she's lying, she has such an under the oath face
Under the oath face by PopRock216 October 19, 2016
An amazing erection. A dick that drives the women crazy. The penises possessed by a family from Cincinnati Ohio.
The Adkins boys and there relatives pass out The Oak to the ladies.
THE OAK by cptnate04 September 15, 2010

Segregating the Oak 

A term used to describe Urination.
John: Where did Adam go?
Jimmy: Oh I think he went to Segregate the Oak.
John: He's been Segregating the Oak a lot since he drank all that water..