Derpeydude 

You will love him. He is a very good persona fun easy to befriend but you will never want to screw with him because when he goes full derpey mode he will kick your ass.

You see derpeydude I love him but he beat my ass yesterday

Derpeydude by Chandler from FREINDS October 15, 2019

DerpDude 

He is the bestest of all, #1 of the #1’s. Everyone smells fat, but him. His mind is very sneaky, he’ll steal your toast. Beware of this man

Oh that DerpDude, he’s gonna get you

DerpDude by DerpDude107 May 6, 2019

derpydude58 

The Ultimate Chad, No one can out-chad this person. They are an unstoppable force. Can beat any game, can do any sport, can run for miles. Those who name themselves after them cannot match their power.

Yo bro your such a Derpydude58

derpydude58 by DerpyGod58 February 21, 2023

derptidude

DERPTIDUDE, noun. Punning portmanteau meaning:
(1) intellectually deprived, morally depraved broflake, a dude with attitude so solipsistically self-serving, justifying, discriminatory, and obnoxious it's turpitude (depravity; wickedness), who espouses ideas and engages in behavior so stupid and inane -- derp!!

(2) the state of being such.

Derptidude says Hurricanes Harvey and Irma have nothing to do with climate change, which is a hoax funded by the Chinese and a climate science industrial complex conspiracy, but are God's warning that unless America repents repealing His divine orders regarding gender identity, gay marriage and homosexuality, He will destroy US and the world with flooding again... despite His covenant with Noah never to do so again.

derptidude by IckityAcketyOok September 14, 2017