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Run Punch 

Blindsiding an unsuspecting douchebag or idiot with your fist after building momentum and launching from a full sprint.
Look at that loser wearing the VR headset. I just want to run punch that stupid smile off his face. He'll never see it coming!
Run Punch by nateD21 January 29, 2021

Run 'n Punch

Someone who likes to run on the sidewalk and just punches anyone who gets in the way.
Jim just got arrested for 3rd degree assault the other day. Heard he was a real Run 'n Punch.

pinch and run 

The art of taking a dump in someone's toilet and leaving it in the bowl for the next unsuspecting visitor. A pinch an run is usually either an act of revenge or an opportunity to show off a masterpiece you left against the porcelain canvas.
Grant was so proud of his unbroken 14" turd that he pulled a pinch and run for his roommates to enjoy later.
pinch and run by Pantless Wonder October 22, 2008

pinch runner 

The girl you call when you can only get to first base, because she will run the rest of the bases for you. aka give you sex when you cant pull the dime.
i was hooking up with this dime last night but she wouldn't put out so i had to call my pinch runner.

my lead off batter (main slampiece) fell though tonight so i called in the pinch runner for the late night booty call.
pinch runner by jakethsnk September 13, 2011

Pinch runner 

When you are unable to complete a task, and need someone to come in and assist you.
person 1: "Hey man, did you see Kleim last night? Kid totally couldn't handle his alcohol."

person 2: "Yea dude, he needed a pinch runner"
Pinch runner by DaleHeaddd2 May 9, 2019