A situation that occurs when a blind
date shows up being significantly more overweight than you expected, either based on retouched or outdated photos they have shared, or exaggerated descriptions of themselves as being "athletic and toned" or "average." A highly
common occurence among
online daters.
"How was your date last
night with that lawyer you met online?"
"It was a complete ASSTASTROPHE! I
mean she had a cute face, but she had to wedge herself into the chair, and it clung to her
butt when she stood up!"