paid apple

A female escort.
Paid female company, usually used in the context of the upscale party scene.

Bro, fix up some paid apples to mix into the greek salad this summer. My dad already lent me the mykonos villa!

Hey girl, so this rich Mexican guy invited us to his yacht this weekend... Apparently he throws amazing parties with lots of free candy for all the paid apples.

paid apple by schifa mayor August 22, 2019

painapple 

A much cooler version of the pineapple. Painapples will kick your mouth and digestive system's ass all the way down and through.

Painapples kick ass. I want a tattoo of a painapple just to show the world how much ass I kick.

painapple by derebeker December 4, 2009

Pandapple 

one of the friends of hello kitty he looks lie ka panda crossed with an apple witch in reality is really just a apple shaped hat he is 100% panda not 50% panda 50% apple

"Hey anthony! check out that pandapple hes half apple and half panda!!!"
"No liz im sure that apple is just a hat. He is 100% panda"
"DIE"* eats anthony alive becuase she is reallllllly fat*jk

Pandapple by The Panda brother March 12, 2007

Painapple 

Is when you eat a apple and feel mega pain

bro that was a real painapple

Painapple by ayupmme duck June 3, 2021