cock stone

A small brown stone (rock) that comes out of your penis during sex with people of the same sex, sometimes comes out in text message format or coated in pepto-bismol

"Ahhh what was that"
"oh nothing just a cock stone"

"Whats that pink boulder?"
"think its a cock stone with pepto-bismol on it, just ignore it"

cock stone by Olly Webb July 29, 2007

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stone cock

a hard, erect penis

We make out, then he gives me his stone cock.

stone cock by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 3, 2019

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Cock Scone

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.

Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?

Cock Scone by Pocketwench September 17, 2014

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cock stoned

Situation where a female is totally infatuated with her boyfriend and even lame excuses, used by her boyfriend to explain cheating, work e.g. "I tripped and landed in her pussy", "I'm a proctologist sweety, thats just one of our newer techniques we use"

Her boyfriend was cheating on her but she's too cock stoned to realise it.

cock stoned by Chris B. T. November 3, 2008