Beckenham 

A place that is better than West Wickham. It has some dank shops and rather than afters (although there is one), there’s a charming place called ‘Love A Slice’ which is the same and half the price! P.s lorimers is trash and you don’t have wimpy anymore. (-:

“What’s better than West Wickham?”
“Beckenham.”

Beckenham by BeckenhamIsBetter December 2, 2018

Harris Beckenham 

Full of very wet children. Girls and boys thinking they’re peng and teachers yelling all the time as they can’t actually teach. The girls are boring and no different to eachother and the boys are very prestige and yet again, Boring! The school accepts many people who have been kicked out ,along with sending the people who they have been kicked out typically to another harris ( hasn, haun, etc...) . The building looks and feels like a prison and if you attend Harris Beckenhamfor a long period of time you will gradually become depressed with each day it getting worse and worse. It’s an awful enviorment and parents send their children there thinking it’s a good school when it isn’t in the slightest. DO NOT COME TO HABE. I repeat or you WILL regret it. Absolute cowpat of a school. I am very happy to be leaving this academy.

“You go to Harris Beckenham? That’s an opp school. I feel bad for you man.”

Harris Beckenham by thehardtruth. July 29, 2019

Odell Beckham 

When a girl takes a dookie on your chest

I felt like getting crazy so I asked her for an Odell Beckham. Took half an hour to clean up

Odell Beckham by wobbojohn September 8, 2020

Beckham Territory 

A term in football for when a freekick is given in an area which would be of pefect location for david beckham to score from, usually just outside the penalty area.

Oh thats definately beckham territory!

Beckham Territory by Woolly90 June 10, 2009

David Beckham effect

Someone having a voice you totally don't expect

Person: Oh that guy, Tracy Chapman has awesome songs...

Me: Dude it's a woman

Person: Oh, I got struck by the David Beckham effect

David Beckham effect by Migh August 9, 2009

Brooklyn Beckham 

Son of great british soccer player David Beckham.

Brooklyn Beckham is the eldest son of David Beckahm.

Brooklyn Beckham by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Lucy Beckham

a place where teachers are unhelpful and try to catch kids vaping in the bathroom. most people who go here are stuck up trust fund babies or addicts refusing rehab.

That bitch that goes to Lucy Beckham has a clit piercing.

Lucy Beckham by boobtatbitch September 28, 2022