Sandness 

When something is very sandy.

Andy, that desert was very sandness.

Sandness by LisaDaBeast March 18, 2019

Sandness 

The deep feeling of sadness when you see sand. Can possibly lead to death.

Did Padmé die from a broken heart?
No, she died from sandness.

Sandness by MASTER frogwalker March 8, 2021

sadness inside 

The depth of longing and eventual despair that is part of realizing that you are forever alone and most likely going to die unhappy.

He watched the happier and better looking couple laugh as they walked by. His sadness inside was in plain sight...

sadness inside by Power bottoms for Krishna April 6, 2016

factory of sadness

The Cleveland Browns Stadium. The name was given by angry fan Mike Polk who made a youtube video in which he rants about the annual losing records of the Browns.

You are a Factory of Sadness

factory of sadness by gregb#3 January 6, 2012

Sadness Boner 

When you get so sad you get a boner.

"I'll never bang Scarlett Johansson. *Sadness Boner*"

Funerals, break-ups, movies, and disappointing Christmas gifts are all causes of a Sadness Boner.

Sadness Boner by kain2201 October 16, 2013

reefer sadness 

Despondency related to a lack of marijuana.

A play on the phrase "reefer madness," which is originally a 1936 anti-marijuana propaganda film.

Man, last week my mom smoked all my shit, and I'm broke. I had a bad case of reefer sadness.

reefer sadness by KoGe August 10, 2006

Chicken Sadness 

The resulting dejection and harrowing feeling of impending doom following a full course of chicken.

"I just ate a bucket of chicken and I'm really feeling the chicken sadness" -JS

Chicken Sadness by Snessej September 13, 2021