stumphy 

Noun

A slang word that describes a state of being. It combines the slang words stupid, dumb, and hyphy.

hey my nigga lets go to the club and get stumphy!

stumphy by kurtdub December 29, 2007

Stumpy 

When ones height is exceeded by their width

That nigga so stumpy he must be related to Spencer Friedman

Stumpy by Savage mike March 4, 2019

stumph 

-Last name of the one and only Patrick Martin Stump.

-Changed the ending of his name to *Stump* to avoid confusion of the pronunciation.

-Born April 27th, 1984
-Originally a drummer

-Has a range like no motha fucker knows according to Patrick himself! lol
-One of the sexiest men alive today.

-Extremely talented.
-Trademark:Hats, all the time, everyday of his life. You will never see him alive without a hat on.

-At one point he was vegetarian.
-Belongs to the illustrious band Fall Out Boy.
-Is a producer.

By:Mrs.Stump

Patrick Stump

Patrick Stump Fall Out Boy music rock
stumph

stumph by Mrs.Stump September 13, 2009

Well cut me down and call me Stumpy!

Australian expression of surprise and near-disbelief at some information. From the Lambing Flat district of New South Wales

Your eight-year-old ewes are giving birth to triplets? Well cut me down and call me Stumpy!

Well cut me down and call me Stumpy! by Victoria Anderson January 3, 2007

Grumpy Stumpy 

When you wake up with morning wood and can’t get rid of the boner, so you get angry. The anger leads to being increasingly focused on erection, making it stick around for longer and creating a vicious paradox.

Goddamn it, I got a grumpy stumpy. I’m gonna be late to class

Grumpy Stumpy by Fratty’s Pub March 12, 2022

stumpy fuck 

A stumpy fuck is the act of having sex with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.

Jason "Oh man i totally stumpy fucked that girl last night!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"

stumpy fuck by Mark/Andrew XC September 14, 2010

Stumpy 

A student at State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry, less obnoxiously SUNY ESF. Many students identify themselves as a "Stumpy" (or "Stumpie"). The nickname was given to students by their neighbors at Syracuse University, probably in the 1920s, and most-likely refers to forestry "stump jumpers". Although originally used as an insult, today, most students embrace the nickname with pride.


basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.

"We are stumpys and proud!"

Stumpy by mb_esf October 18, 2008