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An individual who regularly buys large quantities of an obscure variety of a soft drinks at the grocery store and will go to great lengths to obtain them.
Popfag: Do you have any more 24 packs of Caffeine Free Diet Cherry 7-Up? There are none left on the shelf.

Grocery Store Clerk: Pop vendors have reduced production of certain less popular varieties of their products due to shortages from COVID-19 pandemic. We haven’t been getting a lot of them in.

Popfag: I see. Can you check to see if there’s more any in the back? If there isn’t any, can I substitute 12 packs? If you don’t have those can I get a rain check and special order 4 of the 24 packs?
Popfag by Beige1997 May 9, 2021

Popfarts 

Used as a precursor to copulation, intercourse, fornication, procreation, or any form of sexy time bedroom activities between two willing lovers. Popfarts began in the civil war era as a way to treat pancreatitis, gout, and scrotum cancer--it is also cited as the initial cause of scurvy.

Popfarts is best utilized when a man loves a woman--although he doesn't have to love her, nor do the duo have to be hetero; in fact, homosexuality is encouraged when farting off said breakfast pastries. Not to be confused with the breakfast pasty. See also: salami nipples.

Popfarts begins when one participant acquires poptarts and places them directly covering the entrance to the rectum of the other participant. The initiator must then wait for the recipient to fart the poptart off of their backside for intercourse to continue. If said fartee should stain the poptart a particular shade of brown from excessive force, said fartee shall be banished from the particular sexual encounter, and must wait a full twenty-four hours before returning to Poundtown, USA.

(optional) If no stain should occur, the poptart may be consumed only after completion of both parties.
Dude me and Debra had the most amazing time last night. We engaged in popfarts and it made for a mighty hearty breakfast the next day.
Popfarts by Statutory Crepe! April 1, 2017
Popfame is an omnichannel platform that connects customers with nearby home service professionals, allowing them to freely interact, negotiate, and easily schedule services.
Popfame has revolutionized the way people order or provide a home service.
Popfame by redrover21 January 6, 2023
Cunjunction of "Popped Ya"
I poptya in the face with a deagle.
poptya by poptya June 27, 2006

Popfanaticultionism 

A psychological condition in which an individual develops an extreme, group-influenced obsession—either admiration or hatred—toward an author or writer. This condition arises when people, often as part of an online or real-world community, lose individual reasoning and adopt a collective emotional response toward an author’s work, personal life, or public opinions. Those affected by popfanaticultionism engage in behaviors such as blind idolization, aggressive defense against criticism, mass harassment, or organized attempts to discredit and "cancel" a writer. Their actions are primarily driven by the influence of fan groups, literary circles, or social media communities that reinforce a singular, often exaggerated, perspective.
1. The rise of popfanaticultionism has fueled a growing divide in literary circles, where readers who favor highbrow literature express disdain for those drawn to mainstream, pop-culture-driven narratives.

2. The obsessive disdain for mainstream literature, fueled by popfanaticultionism, can manifest as a compulsive need to reject popular works, leading to a literary snobbery that borders on a psychological fixation.

3. His popfanaticultionism blinded him with irrational hatred, making him despise books solely for being popular.

4. Consumed by popfanaticultionism, she ridiculed readers of mainstream fiction, believing herself intellectually superior.

5. His popfanaticultionism warped his judgment, making him dismiss great literature just because it had mass appeal.

6. Driven by popfanaticultionism, she obsessed over hating bestsellers more than actually enjoying books.

7. His toxic popfanaticultionism turned literary discussions into rants against anything remotely successful.

Popfanaticultionism 

Popfanaticultionism /ˌpɒp.fəˌnætɪˈkʌl.ʃəˌnɪzəm/ (noun) is a psychological condition in which an individual develops an extreme, group-influenced obsession—either admiration or hatred—toward an author or writer. This condition arises when people, often as part of an online or real-world community, lose individual reasoning and adopt a collective emotional response toward an author’s work, personal life, or public opinions. Those affected by popfanaticultionism engage in behaviors such as blind idolization, aggressive defense against criticism, mass harassment, or organized attempts to discredit and "cancel" a writer. Their actions are primarily driven by the influence of fan groups, literary circles, or social media communities that reinforce a singular, often exaggerated, perspective.
1. "Her popfanaticultionism made her resent bestselling novels simply because they were widely loved."

2. "Due to his popfanaticultionism, he refused to read any book that had a movie adaptation."

3. "His popfanaticultionism led him to believe that only obscure literature had true artistic value."

4. "She dismissed popular fiction entirely, her popfanaticultionism shaping an intense literary bias."

5. "His popfanaticultionism turned into an obsession, making him irrationally critical of mainstream books."

6. "His popfanaticultionism blinded him with irrational hatred, making him despise books solely for being popular."

7. "Consumed by popfanaticultionism, she ridiculed readers of mainstream fiction, believing herself intellectually superior."

8. "His popfanaticultionism warped his judgment, making him dismiss great literature just because it had mass appeal."

9. "Driven by popfanaticultionism, she obsessed over hating bestsellers more than actually enjoying books."

10. "His toxic popfanaticultionism turned literary discussions into rants against anything remotely successful."