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Poehlcat Swag 

The immense amount of swagger displayed by Amy Poehler, despite the fact that she is, according to Tina Fey, "a three foot tall white girl."
Wow! Did you see Amy Poehler on the Jersey Floor the other day? She sure does have Poehlcat Swag!

Poelsepat 

Its a little short guy thinking he is cool...
Rasmus: Hey sup poelsepat??
Poelsepat: shut uup... (with a whining attitude)
U's is an assholes???
Poelsepat by poelsepatti November 28, 2005
Originally spelled Pølse.
A hot dog wich is red and thin. The history tells that it is a copy of all danish mens' penises.
Off course danish men and women love this sausage, since they all love to suck penis to.
''Hey, a dansih man asked me if he could have some poelse?!''
''Yeah..the danish are like that..gay''
poelse by Quorthon March 18, 2007

poeplssteponme 

They are an amazing mutual and have great content
Did you see the new video @poeplssteponme posted?

Yeah the one where they are abusing a plushie right?

amy poehler 

She is Amy fuckin Poehler. She was half of the Weekend Update team with Tina Fey and later Seth Meyers on SNL. She was also one of the founders of UCB. (the Upright Citizens Brigade) She has a show called Parks and Recreation on NBC that's amazing and criminally underrated. She gets nominated for an Emmy for Best Comedy Actress EVERY SINGLE YEAR, but STILL HASN'T WON ONE YET. Its downright unamerican.

She's also from Boston and played the mother from Mean Girls.

"Hoes before bros. Ovaries before brovaries. Uteruses before duderuses."- Leslie Knope
Amy Poehler is fucking awesome.
amy poehler by L. Liz E August 14, 2014
A shy,introverted,life-long virgin,with a extremely small package
O look, there goes a Poehl in the mall.

The Poehl believed in Santa until last year and still believes in the tooth fairy.
Poehl by Mike Vaughn December 24, 2007