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godfucking

1. A portmanteau of goddamn and motherfucking. Makes for a really offensive swear than either one alone.

2. George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, and Pat Robertson's favorite hobby; See godfucker.
1. What's with all these godfucking cusses, anyway?

2. It's hard to be a good, religious person when the world's religions are being run by a bunch of godfuckers.
godfucking by Man-Machine October 28, 2007
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GodFuckingNiggerDammit 

When you are so angry of frustrated that no other word or combonation of words could possibly display your anger of frustration.
I'm so mad I just... GodFuckingNiggerDammit!!!

god fucking dammit you piece of shit

what you say after getting hit in the toe by a corner
*hits toe*
"god fucking dammit you piece of shit, i wanna kill my self"

God Fucking Dammit 

The full name of our Christian God.
Trivial Question:

What the last name of God

A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above

Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?

Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!

Contestants and Guests applaud.

god fucking dammit 

When you're more pissed than just a simple god dammit. Used quite often when filling out tax forms. Or when passing your second hour at the DMV.
See page 35, sub-section 2B under allowable deductions then print in triplicate? God fucking dammit! What warped minds came up with this shit???

God Fucking Damn It 

The exclamation you say when you are extremely angry, frustrated, or both.

What you say when you really want something, but do not know how to get it. It is rather frustrating if you have never had this feeling.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! How do I solve this math problem?!?!?!?

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! Charlie bit me!!!

gifuckingargantinormous 

Gi-fuck-in-gar-gant-in-or-mous: (jI'-fuk-ing-gar-gant'-i-nor'-mus) adj.
Definition: Exceedingly large; large beyond all human reasoning.
Related Words: gihugic, ginormous
Also: gi-fuck-in-gar-gant-in-or-mous-ly (-ly)
Synonyms: None. The word denotes incomparable hugeness.

A combination of ginormous (gigantic + enormous), gargantuan, and the superlative fucking.
Holy Mary, Mother of God! That guy is gifuckingargantinormous!
gifuckingargantinormous by N D July 16, 2011