Vegansexual 

A vegan who refuses to have sexual relations with a non-vegan.

"I'm attracted to you, Jerry, but we just can't have sex. I'm
vegansexual, and I saw you eating chicken at Louie's house last week."

Vegansexual by A*Raye January 1, 2009

vegansexual 

Vegan people who will only have sexual intercourse with other vegans

He is a vegansexual

vegansexual by CloFri March 7, 2018

vegansexual 

Extremely compassionate, passionate, and sexy people who engage in sexual activities with people don't consume animals or anything that comes from an animal. They believe that engaging in sexual activities with omnivores is hypocritical, especially since they live to keep their bodies' free of all and any animal biproducts; which are technically in any omnivore's bodily secretions.

Wow, since you are a vegansexual, you look almost good enough to eat!

vegansexual by toughtofu August 25, 2008

vegansexual 

The vegan equivalent of those who refuse to have sexual relations with cannibals, nazis, and serial killers.

Sorry mouth-breather I'm not interested in sex with any corps-breath, be they human or animal remains. Also your meathead BO smells like sewage. See I'm a vegansexual, and also a non-serial-killer-sexual. Sorry bout that.

vegansexual by peteGrug December 29, 2007

vegansexual 

Whiney, emaciated losers who collectively share the delusion that removing themselves from meat-eaters' sexual pool is a serious incentive to become a vegan. Often marked by "cud-breath," linugo carpeting their shoulders, and exposed ribs. Usually prefer to study non-subjects for fuck-ups, such as sociology, asian studies, or alternative medicine.

Dude, with all these vegansexuals out of the mix, there are a lot less douchebags for me to screw.

vegansexual by theoneireallywant February 15, 2008

Vegansexual 

When a vegan (who’s just as crazy as That Vegan Teacher or the CEO of PETA) tries to put him-/herself in the LGBTQ+ community by turning their habits into a sexuality! Basically, a crazy vegan who only loves other vegans and tries to turn it into a part of the LGBTQ+ community!

Vegansexuals shouldn’t exist!

Vegansexual by DalSpin February 2, 2022

Vegardsexual 

people who are sexually attracted to hairless walls.

person A: hey, do you like that wall over there?
person B: no, it has hair, i prefer the one with no hair, and for it to be called Vegard. Because i am Vegardsexual.

Vegardsexual by Zyl_is_queer March 19, 2021