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Kelvinside Academy

A school full of bald headed men who think they are solid but we all know in reality they would get battered the fuck out of.

The toilets are filled with smoke at lunchtime primarily because of the S3 boys who think they are solid because they can do a vape trick.

Overall the school is shite and would not recommend it to anybody at all
Niggatron - Yo have you seen that shitty school in Glasgow?

Faggot - Ye bro it’s Kelvinside academy

Niggatron - Ye it is a fucking shitter

kelvinsverdlov1

Oh,did you see that most people are gone in the game?
Yeah that's right, he removed them.
By removed I mean banned because they were dumb pay to win that broke the rules
kelvinsverdlov1 is the best moderator.
kelvinsverdlov1 by SomeoneDown January 8, 2021
word made by Rosa meaning cool/ chilled out/ fine
Marley: How is your life?
Rosa: It's all kolbins :)
Marley: Er yeah good...
kolbins by RosaMethol March 24, 2008

kelvinside academy

a shit show of a school where several bald headed men boss you around. everyone at kelvinside academy really does love it there. there are several types of people there such as:

the vape nation - a group of primarily s3 boys who gather inside the bathrooms at lunch time and think they're getting high off of a few hits of a vape

the mean girls wannabe - mostly made up of all the girls from s2-s3 the mean girls wannabe are the real shit stirrers of kelvinside. and lets be honest, most of the time its over boys in S4

the 1 2 captaincy duo - the boy and the girl who are s6 that really think they fucking run the place all because they have a fancy badge and get a free skip pass and a free lunch.
James the Pimp: ayo you seen kelvinside academy
Johnny the gimp: aye its a shithole

kelvinson 

Kelvinsons are caring people and will always have your back. They will always make sure you're okay before leaving you alone. May tend to ask if you're alright a lot, but don't get irritated with them they're only making sure you never go through what they've gone through. Kelvinsons are usually all about peace, but if push comes to shove they'll be extremely violent and will show no mercy. Once a Kelvinson is comfortable with you, be prepared for some kinky shit.
Person: Wow he's really loyal

Person 2: Yeah they're definitely a Kelvinson
Or
Girl: damn I really wish he was mine
Girl 2: No way you could ever get him. He's a Kelvinson
kelvinson by Theoretically August 10, 2016

Kolinsky 

The manufacturer of what is thought to be the greatest sable brushes. These can get very expensive, but worth every cent. These brushes are PERFECT for water colors and sometimes oil. It is soft, yet has a firm spring that allows the artist to maintain control, and create a predictable stroke. They are made from the hair of the Kolinsky sable, and not the actual sable
Artist-Man, I need a Kolinsky..

Non Artist-What the heck is that?

Artist-It's a brush
Kolinsky by Mue-jin December 1, 2009