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Thosism is a cult that worships Those and reads sacred texts from the Chibble. We will forever hunt down They.
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From the sacred text, "Those, those that are above us and below is, those that are Infront of us and behind us, those that are left of us and right of us, we shall forever rest in them and they will forever rest in us. AMEN
Thosism by EpicThosist June 20, 2019
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Loosly based on the word aphorism: A short clever saying that is intended to express a general truth.

A phrase used by a girl that acts as a facade to their promiscuity. It's a red flag to show that she's a thot. Also interchangeable with slut, whore, hoe, cunt (to a certain degree) and other similar degrading words.

- "I love to travel!"
- "Live. Laugh. Love."
- "I want to find myself"
- "I'm ready to settle down"
- "I'm not like the other girls"
- "I just want to meet new people"
- "I need to cut toxic people off from my life"
Example in casual conversation:
"Dude, she said two thotisms in one sentence, that's a devastating combo."
Thotism by ChadThunderCock March 20, 2018
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Believing that ones open sexual encounters with manys individuals and being well know in the community for doing so could get you fame, status in society, and/or monetary advancement and following suit
I thought she was a good girl but now I keep hearing different word around town she practice Thotism
Begone thotism*
“Yo dat bitch over there got thotism”
Thotism by *Internal screaming* October 27, 2018
When you either:
A) breathe thots
B) Become a basic bitch. Some examples are, Starbucks, dog filter, instagram hoe etc.
C) Are a thot full time
Damn, boi, you see him grinding up next thots at the club. That's some thotism shit going on.
I don't fuck with her no mo she's been diagnosed with THOTism.

You always be worried about that hoe over there instead of worring about what you need to be doing.
THOTism by Roxstar1235 August 27, 2014
Make-believe Religion based on a comic book character, becoming more popular with the release of the 2011 motion picture 'Thor'.

Generally practiced by idiotic people without a life and under-developed genitals on Tuesdays.

Thursday is named after Thor, however, this was missed by early Thorists.
Some people practice Thorism, because they like the movie, comic book character and hitting things with hammers (or sticks).
Thorism by Illistine June 21, 2011