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Mintdick 

1. when your accidentally use toothpaste instead of lube
Joe: yo why are you scratching your dick so much?
Bill: I was beatin my meat, then I ran outta lube and wasn't concentrating.
Joe: Did you get mintdick?
Bill: *Nods in shame*
Mintdick by persond543 May 17, 2015
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Mini Dick 

A penis size of 4 inches or greater in length.
That guy had a mini dick becky, I'm such a bitch for pretending to cum.

Mindickular 

When one’s thoughts are determined through their dick rather than their brain.
This Milf has got me in a mindickular situation bro.
Mindickular by Brando onehunnid August 17, 2022
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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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