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knock over the fishbowl 

To 'knock over the fishbowl' is a euphamism for failing a 'girlfriend test', where your girlfriend sets up a test to ensure that you are committed to the relationship.
Alice invited me over to her apartment. Turns out my girlfriend was waiting there... Way to knock over the fishbowl.
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fishocrite 

A hypocrite who claims to be a vegetarian/vegan but still eats fish.
Jeseppi: "Is that Scarlett smashing that salmon steak? I thought she was a vegetarian!!!"
Bob Barker: "Yep. Classic fishocrite."
fishocrite by Jeseppi December 9, 2012

Fishbowl 

Fish bowl; An automobile that has absolutely no window tint installed therefore anyone/everyone can see right in the vehicle.

#fishbowl
Person1:“Oh man I’m glad we’re not riding around in Cindy’s car anymore”.
Person2: “Oh I know right. That thing’s a fishbowl”

Fishbowl; a car with no tint
Fishbowl by Choosysuzy April 21, 2019

Octo-Noggin FishJob 

When you put an octopus’s head on a mans genitalia and proceed to suck it.

Originating from youtuber ColdRaven. (AKA ColdRaven’a Nest)
The man received an Octo-Noggin FishJob

Alfred Fishcock 

Fish smelling cock from ejaculation during intercourse and no shower afterwards.
When you bang a chick and cum inside of her, then rollover and go to bed, the next morning when you go to take that first piss, you smell that Alfred Fishcock.

Tokyo Fishbowl

The act of ejaculating into one's fishtank...waiting patiently for the fish inside to consume your man chowder, then proceeding to fillet said fish into sushi, serving the meal to an unsuspecting 3rd party (e.g. unfaithful girlfriend, douchey best friend, housemate, etc...)
A: Shanna wouldn't take Tim to taco bell last night, so he totally gave her the Tokyo Fishbowl tonight!

B: Is that really any worse than Taco Bell?

A: Good point.
Tokyo Fishbowl by neilpeartismygod September 30, 2010